FUNNY O(∩_∩)O

I received a mail from my friend today and found that it was really funny… so i post it here and share it with all of you…

Top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations :

1.) At the movies:
When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .....
Stupid Question :- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer :- Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2.) In the bus:
A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question :- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer :- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again.

3.) At a funeral:
One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question :- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer :- Why? Would it rather have been you?

4.) At a restaurant:
When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question :- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good??
Answer :- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

5.) At a family get-together:
When some distant aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question :- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer :- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6.) When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question :- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive lout...it's just the money.

7.) When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question :- Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer :- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or
Not. You thought I was sleeping.... You dumb witted moron.

8.) When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question :- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer :- No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..

9.) At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question :- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer :- No it wont. It will just bleed.

10.) You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office asks...
Stupid Question :- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer :- Gosh, it's a miracle ...........it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!

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some of the situation is really true in our daily life… especially when you are attending to your family gathering and meet with your AUNT… haha…

Have a NICE day

Holiday~week 2

the second week of holiday….

this week look less interesting than last week,

last tuesday (020210) i was just finish a deco  for CNY at home together with my eldest brother…

haha… that was actually a wall sticker that we brought at  a home decor shop somewhere at the town…

few days after that, i also help my dad to make a traditional CNY dish ‘kou rou’…

it was a really complicated dish to make as it need to go through many process which involve a lot of steps and flavouring ingredient..

but nowadays, it is very hard to find a GOOD and QUALITIFIED ingredient at the market… as there are more and more traditional ingredient maker who has stop making the products… so we have to look for the new maker and has the same taste…it is because of the traditional taste that we are looking are actually the TASTE of FAMILY which has pass from generation to generation…

on saturday, i went out with my old classmate to 1 Borneo Hyper mall…

we went there to meet with another friend and then heading to Centre Point to survey the mobile phone price (the purpose we went out) at the city parade and centre point… after looking around the shop, we try to compare price of one shop with another, and finally we found  a shop which offer the cheapest price and with a better customer service quality…

after some discussion with the workers, and i had decided too buy Sony Ericson W705(RED) and my friend decided to buy the Sony Ericson Yari (white)…

my w705 cost RM710 and the Yari cost around RM 715 after some discount from the shop…

if there is no other problem. this wednesday(9-2-2010) i will get my new SE W705…(*^__^*)

that’s all for week 2…

 

Holiday~week 1

after my final exam on 25th january, my sem break begin…

this week is a very happy-ing week… because almost everyday i hang out with my friends…

Monday night going out with friends to CT Mall,

Tuesday going to Wisma Merdeka and Centre Point with friends,

Wednesday night going out for dinner at Ocean, Millennium, and after that go to the KDCA for the CNY month long fair…

Thursday night going out to dinner at Fruit Monster, Lintas, then watch movie (tiger Woohoo) at Growball Cinemax, Centre Point…

Friday night as usual go to Prayer meeting at church..

Saturday night going to aunt’s house…

Sunday morning going to church for mass, then at night going to grandma’s house for dinner…

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this week goes on very smooth and fantastic… and i have three more weeks of holidays to go…

and CNY is just around the corner…

most of the Chinese are prepare for the CNY so am I..

helping my dad to prepare a dish call ‘kou rou’ and it is a dish usually made when there is a big celebration such as, CNY and Christmas. ..

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it is just the first week, and i start to miss my school time… haiz…(>.<)

i miss the time where busy doing the assignment…

i miss the time where sitting at the class and listen to the lecture…

i miss the time spent with my friends…

and more…

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wish all of my friend who enjoying their holiday with a healthy body and all the best to them… ^^v

EXAM

Tomorrow start exam already..

but i still haven't finish doing my revision…(+﹏+)~

Just wish me luck and pray for me…

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for those who also sitting for their exam, may god bless you and i will pray for you in my prayer… all the best for you also and do the best on your examination. ↖(^ω^)↗

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主圣父， 我们感谢你，赞美你。感谢你祝佑我们在每一天的生活里都过得平平安安。 我们也感谢你，在我们最需要帮助的时候，你指引我们。

求你继续的祝佑我们，尤其是明天将面临考试的考生们。求你赏赐我们聪明的智慧，平静的心灵，好让我们在考试中能有个平稳的心态来面对问题。也求你把圣神赐给我们，好让圣神陪伴我们一直到考试结束。也求你降临在我们中间，祝佑我们。

圣母玛利亚， 求你继续的为我们祈祷。也求你继续为我们转求耶稣。圣母玛利亚，我们赞美你，感谢你。

以上所求是靠我们的主耶稣基督宝贵的圣名。

阿门。

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Happy New Year 2010

it’s i january 2010…wish all of you a happy new year and all the best..

yesterday night, i went to my friend, Jia Hui’s house for a new year eve countdown BBQ party..it was really fun and happy new year eve…

we do some BBQ, playing cards and chit-chatting around..

Thanks to Jia Hui for organizing this party and hope next year will have a blast also…^^

here are some photos i grab from jia hui’s fb album..

 

 

  the family portrait.. lol XD

 

 the boys… 

 

the girls…

 

~the group photo~

me, jia hui, nick 

 

coming up next is our semester final exam..

wish all of my course mates and friends good luck and all the best on your exam..

“Study SMART not Study HARD”